More about metrosexuals, just in case you were wondering

Real men don’t drink pink cocktails (or wear pink ties)

Here he is - the first metrosexual builder. Please don’t all start speculating at once about whether our future prime minister wears a fuchsia G-string (and don’t take that as encouragement, either). He probably wears those jersey boxers with Calvin Klein written around the waistband in a continuous loop. There go sales of Calvins, in a nosedive.