Oh, for crying out loud – now it's Lourdes, and with a suspected smuggler's brother as a character witness.

Mad – quite, quite mad

The judge didn't believe Noel Arrigo

Right on cue: how Gozo's most famous resident sees it

Hi, my name’s Joseph and I’m young

Wouldn't one of Noel Arrigo's vibrators have been enough?

Hasn't Mister Penis Ring's defence counsel heard of David Mills and Berlusca?

Pajjiz tal-biki u tac-cajt

Oh, pull the other one, for God's sake!

Three confessors and a hell of a lot of rubber johnnies

In the land of dwarfs, the one in platform shoes is king

Oh honey, do you think he means me?

It's NOT a trial by jury

And about time, too

A lesbian prime minister is not OK, but a lesbian president is fine