Austin was a topper student
Published: September 18, 2012 at 9:14pm
Will somebody please tie Franco Debono down before he reads this?
No need to do something more exciting than that once you’ve clipped him to the doorknob. He’s not interested in anything other than sex with himself – if that.
Fifty Shades of W…well, never mind. A friend told me last week that her 14-year-old son is a keen reader of this website.
Anyway, after yesterday’s major scoop that top student Franco, who sat O-levels at 14, A-levels at 17 and flew high in Form IIC, got his law warrant at 26 instead of the standard 24, we have more news.
My international network of spies and informants has given me an even bigger scoop: Austin Pipi Gatt became a lawyer at 22, a full four years before Franco.
And then he married the lovely Marisa, who Franco thinks is hot because she is almost as beautiful as his mother (yes, he actually wrote this on his blokk).
As they say: x’riha ta’ hruq.