Brick Top would have had him fed to the pigs
Published: September 18, 2012 at 10:41am
Oh dear God, now he’s not going to get the reference and will think that I have called for him to be cut up and sold to the Pig Breeders Cooperative, to be fed to their porkers.
You know, just as he thought that I had called for his mother to be quite literally arrested and charged with crimes against the state for foisting her tifel biezel on us.
Jahasra, iva m’hawnx xi hadd jaghmel ftit karita u jhallaslu l-Prozac halli ikun jista jistrieh u jserrah?
“UGO UGO UGO UGO” – you can see him stamping his little feet.
He must have been an absolutely awful child if he’s still suffering from the terrible twos at 38. And then he wonders why there isn’t a queue of ladies lining up to date him, not that he seems even remotely interested in any woman other than his mother and Mrs Austin Gatt.
Or did you miss him raving on his blokk about how beautiful his mother is, and how Austin Pipi Gatt is ugly, but the bastard still managed to net himself the lovely Marisa Zammit Maempel, who he has had to spend the rest of life trying to impress by outshining the competition he fears in handsome Franco?
Se jiffullaw in-nisa, tghidliex. Nahseb li bis-sriedaq u ommu se jibqa, miskin. U msieken is-sriedaq, ha nghidlek.