KISS – Labour is so kool & saxy
Published: September 22, 2012 at 2:56pm
The brainboxes at the Pee ELL glass place have had a light-bulb moment.
“Let’s set up a kool digital radio station so that the yoots will vote for us. Let’s call it Kiss to be like, you know, the kool Kiss stations in the UK and the US.
“Now all we have to do is come up with a kool strap-line to start promoting it on One TV.”
WE JUST PLAY MUSIC. And sure enough, it’s running on One TV now.
Just play music, eh? As opposed to what, you risible lot? Ring tones? Recorded whale mating calls? Simulated waves breaking on a simulated shore?
Speeches by Joseph Muscat?
Now the next bit. What is the point of a party-owned radio station if it doesn’t serve the party’s purpose of getting itself elected? What – no propaganda?
Or maybe, with their scintillating business sense, they’ve set up KISS Radio to make money, having ditched Toni Abela’s suggestion of a Labour supermarket.