Poor Cyrus is suffering a major crisis and the EU plans to rescue him

Published: October 24, 2014 at 11:49am

Cyrus and Greece




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  1. Gee Dee says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:00 pm

    This once respected newspaper has really, but really gone to the dogs. Still basking in glory of big circulation because here in Malta people take long to change and many are still in the habit of buying it every morning. But at this rate this will also start to drop.

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    • chico says:
      October 24, 2014 at 7:08 pm

      talking of subsidies – don’t forget that all government ministers, perm secs director generals and directors besides a host of others get their copies too

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  2. sabih says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    Shouldn’t he be asking for help from Natius Ola if his remote areas require special attention?

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  3. TinaB says:
    October 24, 2014 at 12:22 pm

    Quick, call Elio di Rupo!

    http://www.7sur7.be/7s7/fr/8028/musique/photoalbum/detail/1950317/1425192/3/Elio-Di-Rupo-s-eclate-a-Tomorrowland.dhtml

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  4. ciccio says:
    October 24, 2014 at 1:49 pm

    Miskin Randolph. He’s been left out.

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  5. Tabatha White says:
    October 24, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    George Vella has some experience with the Outer Hebrides territories.

    They come in useful when his presence is expected at an international meeting.

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  6. Lizz says:
    October 24, 2014 at 4:30 pm

    It’s specifically because Cyrus has remote areas that need reaching.

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  7. Banana Republic .... again says:
    October 24, 2014 at 5:29 pm

    With his boyfriend being given a Brussels job too, I’m quite sure Cyrus’s remote areas will be receiving sufficient special attention.

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  8. chico says:
    October 24, 2014 at 7:01 pm

    Shouldn’t that have been chrisis (his father Chris & sister Isis)?

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  9. observer says:
    October 24, 2014 at 7:11 pm

    I presume that Cyrus’s remote areas are accessible nowadays to just the select few.

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  10. gaetano pace says:
    October 25, 2014 at 9:08 am

    The geographic Cyrus I know has hills and valleys in the remote areas as well as slender tall trees, lots of untrodden virgin land reserved for trekkers.

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    • ciccio says:
      October 25, 2014 at 1:46 pm

      Judging by the way he campaigned for the hunters’ vote in the MEP elections, I wonder if he allows the hunters free access to his remote areas.

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