GUYSSSS! GUYSSSSS! All ready for Kon-Rat’s milestone schedule tomorrow?
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November 27, 2014 at 5:56pm
The energy minister and his communications coordinator Lindsay Gambin are probably beavering away at that drawing-board as we speak, devising a new milestone schedule to which we can hold him.
What will this new milestone schedule involve? We are all agog to discover. And will this new milestone schedule be concrete and costed too, just like the old one that blew up in their faces?
Kon-Rat could always arrange for some other driver to let off a pistol in public and give us something else to talk about to buy him more time.
Hello guys! Lindsay and I are looking for Malta’s new milestone schedule.
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Now you’ve gone and given him a cunning plan.
Rather than a milestone I think he’ll be describing what will be effectively a millstone around this country’s neck.
More than milestones, this government deserves a tombstone.
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Apparently the prime minister is going to announce some scoop about the power station during Dissett this evening.
As usual, if there is the smallest piece of good news, he must be the one to break it. He will let Konrot Mizzi announce later that things are once again derailed.
The prime minister must have anticipated that Reno Bugeja would play that recording from Dissett of earlier this year in which the prime minister was konvintissimu that he would deliver his baby powerstation by March 2015.
So he must have decided to surprise Reno with some details to try to convince us that everything is “on truck” and that it is all doable, like those Super One journalists. Meanwhile, it might give the media a break from Don Manwel.
I think it will be too little too late. The only real news that Reno Bugeja can extract from the prime minister would be if he gets the prime minister to promise once again his resignation by March 2015.
Listening to Radio Malta news earlier, I was under the impression that the prime minister would give some important details, but the only information he added was that the agreement with Shanghai Electric will be signed shortly. Again.
He will give us a deadline all right! It will be in 2030 and because he’s the greatest energy minister of all time, it will be ready before that. Hail Kon-Rat!
He need not sweat, he could always say ‘ooooops’ when he falls flat on his face again. With all that is going on, he will be in good company, no pressure there.
Do Maltese MPs suffer from an accelerated rate of ageing?
Kon-rat Beraq U Sajjetti will deliver another PowerPoint presentation and not a power station.
Sadly, this will be another opportunity for the PM to deviate the people’s attention from the seriousness of Don Manuel’s attempt to hide the truth.
And again, sadly, in Malta many tend to forget very easily.
And agog is the word.
Dribble.
“Milestone Schedule” – I really detest these poncey buzzwords. Is it just me?
And now J Dalli BA enters the scene ?
Joseph Muscat just said on Dissett that Konrad is going to reveal the energy plan on the 4th Dec. Bye bye new power station.
Both Joseph Muscat and Konrad Mizzi know that adding another power station is superfluous.
I think the operative keyword is “beavering”. They all seem to be at it.
I told you it wasn’t about power or money. It was always about minge.
[Daphne – It always was with Labour, even in the Golden Years. They operate at an animal level where sex is concerned. Il-vera shan. Couple that with gross misogyny and amoral pragmatism, and it’s really easy to understand how the Maltese were a natural for white slave trafficking and prostitution rackets. Did I say were?]
I wonder if any has come up with a metric for sexual activity. Like GDP, but for sex. It seems to have become the major trading commodity, upon which everything else depends. I hypothesise a “peak sex” point somewhere around 2020.
Just ruminating here, but I’m sure our boffins could provide the figures.
‘Konrad Mizzi mexxa proġetti ewlenin kemm f’Malta kif ukoll fl-Ingilterra, fl-oqsma tal-enerġija, infrastruttura, telekommunikazzjoni u promozzjoni tal-industrija. Huwa kien partner u kap tas-sezzjoni tal-enerġija u infrastruttura għar-reġjun tal-Ewropa, Lvant Nofsani u l-Afrika (EMEA) tal-kumpanija Pcubed.’
http://mt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_Mizzi
Is any decent reporter going to ask him to expand on that statement.
When Konrad gets lost in thought – he discovers unfamiliar territory.
Konrad wasn’t in Parliament today.
Will there be a reduction in his pay packet as Muscat had promised?