A couple of backwoodsmen, suffering through the formalities and trying to look engaged

The Spouse of the Prime Minister should sack whoever is looking after her hair, make-up and clothes. They’re doing her no favours at all. She looks 50, not 41.

This photograph is particularly good because it captures the thoughts going through their heads: ‘WTF am I doing here?’

Blank and bewildered at the same time – the Spouse even has her mouth pursed like she’s sucking on a lemon, doing her duty, heqq.