From the diary of Malta’s queen

Published: February 17, 2016 at 4:50pm

Today they asked me to talk about rare diseases. This is not something I know about, but I asked the servants of my Spouse, the Prime Minister of Malta, to look it up on the internet and write me a speech. Kurt was busy but Gland Bedingfield found something and Rosianne typed it out.

I do not need to practise my Our Lady of Sorrows expression in the mirror anymore. Now I can do it automatically. So I wore that expression because the subject is sickness. Otherwise I would have had my other expression: the smile.

My Spouse, the Prime Minister of Malta, is very busy with one of his ministers, Konrad Mizzi, whose spouse is in Shanghai. Sometimes Konrad goes out for drinks with one of his servants, Lindsey Gambin, in the evening. But most often he is with my Spouse, the Prime Minister of Malta. When that happens I phone Mark Mallia and talk to him. Mark Mallia is the second in command of the army. He is very important (thanks to my Spouse) but not as important as Jeffrey Curmi. But I don’t like Jeffrey as much as I like Mark.

Today I am fed up of the way my Spouse never looks at me. So I decided to solve the problem by wearing this coat. Then I remembered that he is colour blind. So I will ask my friend Maria Pisani of Fersani fashion of Malta to sew bells all over it.

michelle muscat - purple jacket