Carpe diem, Law Commissioner

Oh, look – now’s his chance. Not that Mrs Jolie Pitt would take as kindly as Miss Grech apparently does to being used as a crank’s beard.

Go on, Law Commissioner – show her your Form IIC report and your O-level results. You never know, this time you might pull the sort of status-woman you think is your due (even if you have no use for a woman).