Law Commissioner finally acknowledges 20-year dating relationship on Facebook

Published: September 13, 2016 at 8:29pm

No, this is not a spoof post. Those of you who have been reading about the insane internet battles of Malta’s psychiatrically and morally disordered Law Commissioner, Franco Debono, will have discovered only now that he has a girlfriend, Vanessa Grech, who he never mentions.

Within hours of my uploading these facts here, and pointing out that he behaves as though he is single, forever uploading pictures of himself alone (taken by his girlfriend, though he never says so), of dead fish and canaries, and encouraging desperate and illiterate Muscat-voting housewives to post panting remarks, the Law Commissioner changed his Facebook status to ‘In a relationship with Vanessa Grech’.

Before that, you would have been forgiven for thinking that he’s in a relationship with a saddled bream (dead and frozen). Though he protests that he never kept her hidden, his ardent illiterate Facebook friends clearly think that this is fresh news, and are busy congratulating him on finding a relationship at last.

Imagine if the poor sods were able to read English and were to discover by reading this that his “new relationship” is actually 20 years old.

It had to be this website which finally got him to acknowledge the invisible woman. And here I must apologise for getting something wrong. I told you that they have been dating for 12 years. The Law Commissioner immediately popped in to say that actually it’s much longer than that – and I discovered that he isn’t lying for a change. He’s been dating her for almost 20 years.

That’s right. For almost two decades Franco Debono has been picking up Vanessa Grech in the evening then driving her back to her parents and her childhood home in Zejtun, after which he returns to his parents and his childhood home in Hal Ghaxaq. They started this charade when they were in their early 20s and are still at it in their 40s. And this when they own a house in Tas-Silg, which they never bothered to furnish or equip.

The Law Commissioner, of course, thinks that this is entirely normal, and if you point out to him that it is totally abnormal, he will drag in 1,001 third parties who have nothing to do with the matter at all.

Whoever put this dangerous nutcase on the Nationalist Party ticket should be taken out and shot. As for Muscat, he should be hanged, drawn and quartered. But then we know he’s corrupt, and a really bad person. He used this maniac deliberately and knowingly, as his human tool, and then kept him off his back with an empty title and a fat paycheque every year from the public purse.

Now give me a minute, and I’ll get on to the subject of Leo Brincat, that other corrupt loser.

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