Stand by for some diversionary tactics in February

Published: December 3, 2016 at 1:13am

So February is going to be a big month for Konrad Mizzi and Keith Schembri (and their mate Lord Egrant), with the European Parliament’s Panama Papers Committee planning to visit Malta to “investigate” them after members of the Maltese cabinet said at the outset that they will not accept an ‘invitation’ to travel to Brussels to answer questions there. So Mohammed is planning to come to the mountain.

Expect some diversionary tactics by the government: they might plant a fancy wooden clock on someone, for example, or set fire to a bus.

Keith Schembri and Konrad Mizzi

Keith Schembri and Konrad Mizzi