Comments on: Anthony Licari is not a sailor

By: G.Grima

G.Grima — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:20:33 +0000

Two nautical jokes for all lejburisti to lift their gloom. (sorry do not know any jokes with rudders and tillers)

Joke 1
One ship carrying blue paint collided with another ship carrying red paint.

The crew is missing and believed to be marooned!

Joke 2

The lonely bachelor wrote to a dating service explaining that he had specific criteria for a potential mate and would not accept anyone who falls below his standards. He went on to explain that the candidate should be cute and short, who enjoys water sports, is a team player and who enjoys group activities.

He received an envelope the following week. It it was a picture of a penguin.

By: Joe Martinelli

Joe Martinelli — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:10:41 +0000

Oh Daphne, you are too hard on Dr. Licari.
I know the reason why he got mixed up. His beloved party has been so rudderless for so long that the word ‘rudder’ must have been etched in his mind.
Do you blame him for that?
By the way, this Dr. Licari must be a very busy man and I wonder how he finds the time to write so much and so often while still lecturing at the University. You don’t think that he is asking his students to give him a hand, would you?

By: John Schembri

John Schembri — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:12:48 +0000

By the way , he never writes down that he is a part time worker at the university.

By: Tony Pace

Tony Pace — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:56:02 +0000

Dr. Licari, really sir, come on !
Goodness, some parties do ‘ave them !!
come on guys, admit it, you just cannot get it right, ….on any front.

By: Meerkat :)

Meerkat :) — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:20:20 +0000

Sacre’ bleu! Tiens! Bon sang! (trying to cuss like a French sailor) Zis is a mistake of grand proportions! As Professeur you should know that le diable is in ze detaille!

By: Phaedra Giuliani

Phaedra Giuliani — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:19:44 +0000

Touché Daphne, touché! Par bleu, je ne le savé çela.

By: Francis V

Francis V — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:57:23 +0000

As Del Boy would say “What a plonker!”