Cool MLP. I read this morning newspaper’s, painstakingly seeking some sigh of relief through the careful analysis of their Babel-style leadership race (sic!). George the unwanted is taking the roads to announce his good news to the Cottonera people today week (poor chap). Jason the youngie is finding all ways and means to ‘look smart’. Marie Louise (old labour) is trying to make us believe that when Malta was taken over by tough red-skinned guys from Zejtun and the neighbouring villages was simply the result of something which the Labour Party could never stop – so why didn’t they resign, oh fools, if you were incapable of govering and establishing law and order? Evarist is now telling us how he had advised Fredu el Grande Pastarjala to resign, and they – Varistu claims – he obeyed, bowed his head, and followed his master (many were fortunately brave enough to doubt and mistrust Fredu the goodie). THen we have ArchANGELO the bulldozer, who love making the life of the Nationalist Party miserable. Indeed this chap, police-made-lawyer, feels to be the best. I’m pretty sure he’s the only one who feels so sure about himself. Let him speak…he is simply preparaing his own free fall.

A word of thanks to Wenzu Mintoff (where does he exactly stand, and whom does he really support). The suggestion of what he was told about reshaping the MLP Headquarters into a supermarket is superb, almost a pleasant surprise. May I suggest a few items MLP should place in its ‘transparent supermarket’: stejjer tal-wahx of Anton Grasso, Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar (and they should learn by heart ‘Et tu Brute?), a list of people, a presepju entitled ‘Ninni O Lejber Party’, with baby Jason, Daddy Alfred and Mummy GWU. I don’t think they’ll have problems with choice of donkeys…they have them in abundance. Just check what they are saying about themselves. Oh, before I conclude, the Board of Vigilance should be given prominence in this crib: they will ensure that only MLP u homor tal-qalba will have access to their own folly-crib.

Incidentally, I wonder why he insists on gelling the front of his hair upwards, when he’s obviously balding at the top (which is, after all, pretty natural and acceptable in men). We really don’t need another “lijder” obsessed with his lack of hair, do we? One was enough of an embarrassment.

*sob* I lost my stab at stardom!

I thought I was spared a repeat of these two or three?!

I just had my dinner!