Comments on: The Gozo Inquisition – read this and sob https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2009/03/the-gozo-inquisition-read-this-and-sob/ Daphne Caruana Galizia is a journalist working in Malta. Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:58:54 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 By: H.P. Baxxter https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2009/03/the-gozo-inquisition-read-this-and-sob/#comment-23547 Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:58:54 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=2139#comment-23547 It’s a brilliant joke. I’ve had everybody rolling at work.

]]> By: Leonard https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2009/03/the-gozo-inquisition-read-this-and-sob/#comment-23546 Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:10:29 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=2139#comment-23546 This one’s without crosses or religious symbols (currently out of stock):
http://www.amazon.com/Sexy-Naughty-Adult-Costume-Habit/dp/B000U67C14

]]> By: Leonard https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2009/03/the-gozo-inquisition-read-this-and-sob/#comment-23545 Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:32:07 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=2139#comment-23545 @MSF – probably because there aren’t any trigger-happy hunters in the vicinity.

]]> By: Daphne Caruana Galizia https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2009/03/the-gozo-inquisition-read-this-and-sob/#comment-23544 Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:13:34 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=2139#comment-23544 http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20090319/local/carnival-nuns-cleared

That poor man should never have pleaded guilty to dressing up as Jesus Christ. He was badly advised. I wonder who his lawyer was.

]]> By: MSF https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2009/03/the-gozo-inquisition-read-this-and-sob/#comment-23543 Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:47:53 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=2139#comment-23543 Why, Leonard, why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8KxXHibv6A

[Daphne – That appears to be a nervous tic, a form of OCD.]

]]> By: Leonard https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2009/03/the-gozo-inquisition-read-this-and-sob/#comment-23542 Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:52:44 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=2139#comment-23542 The recent tragi-comical events remind me of this joke:

A young man gets on a bus and sits next to a nun. Thinking he’ll get a laugh from the other passengers he loudly asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun slaps him hard in the face, gives him a good dressing down and gets off at the next stop. The youngster is left fuming at being made to look like an idiot. The bus driver turns to him and says, “I can tell you how you can get your revenge on that nun. Each day at dawn she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you put on a wig and dress up as Jesus she’ll do anything you’ll ask her to”. The young man likes the idea, buys a wig, dresses up as Jesus and goes to the cemetery. Right on time the nun appears to say her prayers. When she’s in the middle of praying he walks out from hiding. “Oh my God!”, exclaims the nun. “Tell me what you want of me and I will do it”. The young man tells her that he wants to have sex with her. The nun is taken aback but agrees. However she asks for anal sex to keep her virginity. The young man does not object to this. When he’s done with he takes off his wig and shouts, “Ha, I’m not really Jesus, I’ve fooled you”. The nun withdraws her veil and says, “Well, I’ve fooled you. I’m the bus driver.”

Moral of the story: never trust people who are dressed as nuns or as Jesus. Or bus drivers.

]]> By: Harry Purdie https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2009/03/the-gozo-inquisition-read-this-and-sob/#comment-23541 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:30:38 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=2139#comment-23541 Sooo Malta. Vatican II dumps on kids for having fun and the Pope, today, tells Africans that condoms increase aids.

]]> By: Edward https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2009/03/the-gozo-inquisition-read-this-and-sob/#comment-23540 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:31:23 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=2139#comment-23540 this is more serious

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/5005357/Pope-Benedict-XVI-condoms-make-Aids-crisis-worse.html

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