Without any humility and being Maltese of ethnicity, birth etc I would say I am an exception. I am very attractive. I certainly don’t agree about Maltese women. Maltese women are just ordinary Mediterranean women of no particular good looks. I find them ugly in fact. The sound of their voices would melt paint. I have never and would never entertain having a sexual relationship with a Maltese women. I just don’t find Mediterranean women attractive. It is not the colouring but the stature, facial and body shapes. They are either petite and tiny in height or built like a butch dyke. Sorry Maltese folks, attractive you are not. Your Arab blood is to blame perhaps? Of course I have none!

So not true! Their trousers are usually tighter than a woman’s, and some of them have a problem with clashing colours. However, they are usually more groomed than Maltese men… It all depends on what you’re into!

It depends what you mean by figure. Most of the Russians I see walking around are as thin as a rake with barely any female features from the neck down. If you have to ask me, I don’t see any beauty in that although it does make it easier to lift on a wedding night :-)

Give me the classic female figure any time (and no, I’m not fat). After all, I don’t intend to run the catwalk with her.

Sandro: I take offence regarding your comment on Eastern women and money. What a crude generalisation.

Okay, some girls in Malta do have pretty faces – but then, look at the figures of most of them! Those pastizzi u pizzez definitely have some effect! There are FEW Maltese girls who have the whole package – face, AND figure.

But then, look at the height! most Maltese tend to be very short! They just have very short legs! Men AND women! Okay, perhaps right now I’m just taking my revenge on people in Malta making me feel like a freak for being 1.79, but that’s not the point.