David, qalbi, Cassola ttradixxa lil kulhadd. Ara kif kien juza n-nisa biss biex ikollu gender balance imma ‘mbaghad allahares jitkellmu. Kieku jista kien idhhal anke kelba jew qattusa basta mara biex ikollu gender balance – li fuq kollox ma kienx jemmen fiha. Jilghaba tal-liberali imma verament huwa tradizjonalist estrem. In-nisa kienu hemm biex jghidu ‘Yes Sir’, u jekk tahsel ma taqbilx mieghu ajma hej! Johodha kontrik qatta bla habel.

Daphne, you are great.

Maybe Edward is hoping to get a transfer of some sort from dreary England to dreary Brussels.

He isn’t. He’s just green with envy.

Harry may have been negative and peevish but I think that at least he wasn’t in favour of big-business and the Church on the one hand and of ‘dumbing-down’ on the other, which is what everyone else has to be nowadays.

Yes, now, he’s been invited to the trough and has decided that licking John Dalli’s boots in return for a decent salary and better pension than one can expect here (that becomes important at 55) is a good idea. As far as I know, he is no longer a public figure and has stepped out of politics (not that he was ever a heavyweight) and whilst everyone can see the irony, it’s no big deal. (Edward had me in stitches with his ‘real politics influencing the lives of 500 million’)

Hallih bi kwietu, gnawing the bones of his frustration in JD’s employ.

It’s the 10.13 to Southall.

How silly of Edward to post this message, when you consider he’s wasting his life as Alternattiva Demokratika’s economic spokesperson.

The one thing that AD did to influence 400,000+ people’s lives here in Malta – which is the bit of Europe that counts most for Edward and Harry – is to almost scupper Malta’s chances of joining the EU. And now, with delicious irony, here’s Edward stuffed into rainy suburbia in the UK, courtesy of his EU passport, and, there’s Harry off to “influence the lives of 500 million Europeans”. Let’s hope he doesn’t mess things up for those 500 million.

And what is Edward doing that influences anyone’s life positively?

Edward inti bqajt bil-ghadma u Harry kiel il-lahma.

Edward, it is true that this is carnival week, but you can do better.