“Only the girls wore masks. And I am not a girl”.

You sound like you’re wearing a feather boa and tight trousers.

Their (Iceland’s) banks are bankrupt, this is a good way to make money! But it is a great idea.

I’ve still got to hear the outcome of their investigation into the shooting to death of a mentally deranged man by one (or two) of their officers. This man had FIVE rounds fired at him.

Now the police are hounding a journalist who merely exposed what was already ‘exposed’ in Facebook.

The St Julian’s police have already tried to stitch Daphne up last year. I suggest the police commissioner investigates this serious case of possible perjury by his own officers. I think perjury is more serious than what Daphne is being accused of now.

Venim, eh? You seem to have a fetish for short skirts.

Musumeci isn’t eligible. He’s already taken – twice over.

Qalielek, Lady Venom, u ma flahtx tirrispondieh… u ma stajtx tiddilitjaha ghax ta’ tony.

[Daphne – Issa nibghatlu sex toy minn dawk ta’ Sharon, jew xi maskra eccitanti.]

Again with this ‘venim’ thingy! Buy a bloody dictionary.

@ Isard du Pont – now that you mention it, I was promised a magistrate for my 90th birthday. Wouldn’t that be kewl? Pity many of the tight-up desperados on this blog wouldn’t be around to write about it.

[Daphne – I might be. I’m younger than you are. Tell me when it happens, and I’ll send you a couple of masks.]