Comments on: Oh my, now I'm in a real fix

By: Facebook

Facebook — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:04:38 +0000

WIll the court now have to appoint an expert from the Public Transport Authority to confirm whether or not the Lady Magistrate looks like the back of a bus?

By: The Bus Conductor

The Bus Conductor — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:13:15 +0000

Pleasure to have you aboard Mr Crawford.

http://charlescrawford.biz/blog/help-my-first-daphnelanche

By: CFB

CFB — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:25:12 +0000

In reply to Anna.

The last bus said “Were are we going?” and I said “To hell” – at least that is what i hope these people will get, nothing but hell.

By: Hot Mama

Hot Mama — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:49:26 +0000

I will never be able to look at a bus again without thinking of Consuelo Herrera.

By: Hadd wara hadd tasal ta' kullhadd

Hadd wara hadd tasal ta' kullhadd — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:22:56 +0000

In reply to Dominic. Tghidx cuccati, Dominic. That's a lovely bus, imma insomma meta tkun bil-ghatx, kull qatra tghodd.

By: Mandy Mallia

Mandy Mallia — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:02:30 +0000

In reply to La Redoute.

Why is it that so many Maltese people find it hard to use the word “sex”?

While waiting in court for the infamous Musumeci / Daphne case last Monday, I decided to sit through the preceding sittings.

One of them – concerning a porn charge, from what I could gather – included the a court expert testifying what he found on the accused’s computer/CDs/whatever. It included a description of how someone set up a webcam, a young lady (tfajla) came into the room, and then a man “kellu x’jaqsam maghha, kollox”.

By: Mandy Mallia

Mandy Mallia — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:52:29 +0000

This is like deja-vu with Alfred Sant and the chicken jokes two years ago.

By: Anna

Anna — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:53:16 +0000

In reply to s fenech. @s fenech I've noticed that in most of the party photos, Robert is waving his arms in the air and looking just like the village idiot

By: La Redoute

La Redoute — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:12:10 +0000

In reply to La Redoute. 'A relationship' is his euphemism for sex. Not even Malta Today could bring itself to mention the word in his regard.

By: Antoine Vella

Antoine Vella — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:46:03 +0000

Daphne you could always claim that what you meant was “the back of a Ferrari” but inadvertently said “bus”: another case of mistaken identity.

[Daphne – Nice idea. And Ferraris are red, too.]