Don’t lump “the Gozitans” with the likes of James Tyrrell. He is, after all, in a class of his own, though for all the wrong reasons.

Oh, and he has his supporters. My, my. Do they all wear one of these?
http://www.edirectory.co.uk/gmtv/mib/d/chicken+shagger+apron/pid/8217322

Also wasn’t FAA represented at the hearing by Miriam Cremona who is more than qualified to speak on the subjects in question especially given the fact that she was involved in the Valletta Rehabilitation Project? Oh and yes I do have my supporters but then that’s hardly surprising is it given the fact that even Daffy has a few!

[Daphne – ‘Headless chickens’: a porn snuff movie for James Tyrrell of County Antrim and Qala.]

How do Gozitans practise safe sex?
They paint a red cross on the back of those sheep that kick.

“I think you should stop bullying this gentleman, whoever he is. He is a guest in our country and as such is entitled to our courtesy. Whatever his opinion he has a right to express it just like all the people in this blog. Let us not lose our heads and criticise constructively please.”

http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20100325/local/planning-directorate-recommends-approval-of-pianos-valletta-plans

[Daphne – ‘Let us not lose our heads and criticise constuctively please’; and the panda eats, shoots and leaves.]

“I have always preferred older women to some giggling immature teenager even when I was a teenager myself!”

quote, James A. Tyrell, County Antrim, Gozo

James A. Tyrrell. Unusual name for someone from North Korea.

Hair lice infection? What sort of English do they speak in County Antrim? The word you’re looking for, Tyrell, is infestation.

I suspect that Daphne’s sister (sorry about this, Helene, but I know you can never be described as tall) was just delighted to see somebody even smaller than she is: Super One cameraman Byon Jo Zammit. Blink and you’ll miss him. In fly-on-the-wall documentaries, he’s the fly.

I wouldn’t bother locking up the women. Close examination of everything he posts on the internet reveals that he has problems in that department. I’d think seriously about locking up those chickens, though – and just to be on the safe side, pre-pubescent boys, too. The holes in the walls can look after themselves.

Perhaps James Tyrell finds it convenient to wipe away his history, hide out on Gozo and throw his weight around with the peasants and natives who haven’t a clue as to what he’s running away from.