Wouldn’t he risk being shipwrecked?

Thanks.

@ La Redoute – not that I was seriously worried, but for the sake of the argument: if an airplane’s engines fail there could be problems for the people on that plane and perhaps for others on the ground.

Good for you Tim. Will you be wearing green & yellow?

Zilch? No. We live here, don’t we?

A volcanic rash?

Well Tim, you can always catch an available flight to France and then use the Chunnel. Depends how eager you are to be present at the kick-off. Mind you, I think we’ll be in for a surprise, the game I mean (all smiles).

Does anybody remember when that brilliant MP, Joe Mizzi, who chided the PN government because Etna was spewing volcanic ash which was arriving over Malta? Somebody wrote that that an umbrella over Malta would have done the trick.

[Daphne – I was the one who wrote about it, and what I actually said was that he could always try using a giant condom. Maurice Tanti Burlo was taken with that and produced a descriptive cartoon for The Sunday Times.]