baqghet mohha fl-irkotta. Nehhieha minn mohhok din tal-irkotta. Diska mgengla.

biex qed tiskantaw? X’fiha hazin li talli kollox ikun mar sew lil midwife jaghtuha Lm10? XI dnub? Xi skandlu? Affarijeit li anke jien minn qalbi u bla ma qaluli ghamiltom. Hekk ghandhu jkun. ma jfissirx li qed thallas lil Midwife. qed taghtiha rigal minn qalbek. Xi ksur tal-ligi dan?

That would be ‘F*** off’ in English.

They probably do Daphne coz both irkotta and xtrat tarbija are correct.

Again, sorry to disappoint but I never say xtrat tarbija (urgh) but I do say irkotta… (and I am not the exception)

When a Gozitan friend of mine told me “ohta kienet ghadha kif xtrat baby” I looked at her in horror and said “veru? Min fejn xtrathu?”

PS. When my wife delivered our child, I didn’t say, ‘xtrat tarbijja’. I actually said, gibuli siggu ghax ser jhossni hazin.

You are wrong. In Arabic you say ‘Hallas’ (pay) ‘Hlas’ or ‘Halas’ is used to denote ‘that’s it’, ‘go away’, ‘end of’ but mostly in a rude form to tell someone to go away like we say ‘Dabbar rasek’. Imagine trying a literal translation to English of ‘Dabbar rasek’.

No, not really. We’ve been told that most hunters are succumbing to severe depression, which we all know has links to impotency.