Don’t tell me none of you friends or relatives use facebook. I for one started using it because of a seminar I had to attend, and have met a number of past friends through it and must say I enjoy roaming it occassionaly. I have never been a member of a Klabb tal-bocci or or a Kamp tal-Armier (whatever that is), and have never played famville.
Does that make me a chav? If so I suggest you also call your friends and relatives who use facebook by the same name.

[Daphne – Grace, trying applying some logic occasionally to avoid sounding like a chippy fool. I observed that for Maltese chavs of a certain generation, Facebook serves the same purpose as a klabb tal-bocci or a kamp tal-Armier. This is not the same thing as saying that all Maltese who use Facebook are chavs.]

And with that, good day to you, really you shouldn’t display all this hatred Daphne, it doesn’t do you any good. Relax and chill :)

[Daphne – It’s not hatred, ‘Susanne’. It’s mockery. Had you not been raised in a sub-culture of marmaljaism, you would recognise it for what it is. No, obviously Facebook is not ‘only Maltese’ – but Maltese chavs use it in a very particular way, defeating the original purpose of international networking. They have formed a ‘kamp tal-Armier’ on-line and have exchanges which are reminiscent of those that take place over a pot bubbling on a spiritiera or a tazze te fil-kazin. It’s fascinating – but very sad.]

“I can tell you a lot about yourself and where you’re coming from, using just the few bits you’ve written here.” Which brand of crystal ball are you using?

[Daphne – I haven’t seen your Facebook page. I couldn’t be bothered. It was an educated guess based on a fleeting analysis of your comments. It’s interesting, though, how Maltese chavs have turned Facebook into an on-line klabb tal-bocci or – more pertinently – an online kamp tal-Armier.]

[Daphne – Thank your lucky stars I’m only publishing them, not taking them to the police – yet. I’m 46 years old, fairly intelligent and have two decades of intensive experience in writing, ‘Susanne Agius’. I classify you with the rest on the basis of your writing style and the psychological problems you manifest. You’d be surprised what just a couple of sentences can reveal about a person. I can tell you a lot about yourself and where you’re coming from, using just the few bits you’ve written here. But you’re obviously extremely sensitive about certain things, so I won’t. Now go and file those nails. Or get on Facebook and make suggestive remarks on open walls to all your ghastly peasant friends.]

Daphne jien qed nikteb hawn. *shocker nazzjonalista tikteb bil-malti imkiser* u ma jfissirx li gejja nahraqlek id-dar ghalkemm ma jogobnix li tghid! Puhlease I have better stuff to do like file my nails!!

U ovvjament tista izomm log!! Fil-present fuq il kompjuter hawn programm jismu Microsoft Office Excel – with infinite rows and coloumns – fejn tista zzomm detalji ta min jaharqek – no pun intended. Hekk tkun qed izomm log for future reference, without being a bitch about it. But maybe you love being a bitch and that’s why you displayed that info.

[Daphne – The trouble with you people is that you’re not used to being outwitted at your own game. Well, tough – get used to it. An Excel is for different uses. Blogs, not just mine but all blogs which use the same system, log things automatically.]

And who are you to say if they were labour or posing as labour…

[Daphne – How about 20 years of experience in dealing with the Great Maltese Public and another two and a half years dealing with crazies on this blog?]

And one has to wonder with the anti-hate remarks you put in here (sarcasm anyone?) why anyone would want to set your house on fire? Surely they were not provoked *shoked*, surely no one called them any names just because they wave a different flag?!!
Of course it’s ‘your’ site and feel free to keep any log… extra work for you.

[Daphne – Typical marmalja Laburista hadra reasoning: they provoked us so we burned them down/smashed them up/beat them/shot at them/took their property (fill in the blanks as required). Are you naturally criminally inclined?]

Surely just because someone ‘writes on the internet’ in broken Maltese doesn’t mean they support any political party. You can be one of the greatest scholars of all time and ‘choose’ to write in a broken language, where everything is permitted. That doesn’t make you ignorant or an mlp supporter of course and this coming from someone who in the past has voted PN.

You are trying to look down upon these people just because they chose to write ‘AX’ instead of ‘GHAX’ thinking you’ll demean them. I laugh at something like this. The fact that someone like you chose to even publish something so petty is this makes me wonder who the ignorant people are. You of course chose to publish this, which throws you in the same boat as them. Not very clever.

And another note “Mail (will not be published) (required)”
When that is available on your site, at least keep your word and don’t publish email adresses of those who choose to fill your coloumn. If you don’t have a decent come back, don’t fall in shit and expose them like that.

And yes you can expose mine, with my permission, because I don’t give a shit myself.

Not Yours Truly
S.A.

[Daphne – Dear Susanne Agius, or whatever you wish to be called. When people use their computers to issue violent threats and slander (not published), I am not only within my rights to reveal their IP numbers here, but I am also obliged to keep a log of them for the police, to make their lives easier when, for example, my house is set on fire (twice already).]