Whatever. Now for some 90s nostalgia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0SnDaSdc_0

And it seems we have quite a few nasty Nats too. In any case, those with a dodgy record would all lie through their teeth – as long as they get elected. So that’s not going to work.

For me, track record swings it . . . by several country miles.

Apart from the violence, criminality and constitutional aberrations, the sheer fact is that Labour’s last sustained period in office left the country with a third-world infrastructure, no Uni (boy, do I know that) and practically no job prospects bar the “Korpi” (blue-eyed boys excepted).

This is not to say that Labour does not have the odd nugget – in my long years with the Deaf Association, I was impressed by the commitment and interest of several Labour MPs/ministers/spokespersons. I genuinely hope that this side of the party grows and develops.

She’s his daughter-in-law, I think.

I must admit that George isn’t bad looking. Tell you the truth though, I had more of a crush on his aunt Rosemary. Oh for the mammaries.

Brad Pitt? Oh – you mean that bloke who was staying at Spuddy’s place? No – I don’t fancy him either.

[Daphne – We’re agreed, then. But please don’t tell me that you fancy George Clooney, because after the last couple of weeks of news, that would be just too much.]

I was also very disappointed that the PM voted no in the divorce bill. However, there was no time when I thought of not voting for the PN.

Is this not one of those cases where the President – as the guardian of the constitution – calls the leader of the opposition to have a word with him?

[Daphne – Ah, more conflict of interest. The leader of the Opposition made the President of the Republic’s daughter a big cheese in the Labour Party, and his son is coming along rather nicely there too.]

I understand that ‘Deep Brain Stimulation’ is now available at the hospital. Our little Joey Muscat was the first to try it, I was told. However they couldn’t find it.

In order to reduce ‘the risk of making a Daphne choice’, might I suggest the following:

1. Don’t be blinded by a candidate’s gorgeous eyes.

2. Try to suppress your natural mothering instinct.

[Daphne – It’s dark eyes that do it for me, John. I’m a George Clooney girl, not Brad Pitt.]

If Joe Muscat goes up the steps of Castille as PM, it will most certainly NOT be thanks to my vote!