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	Comments on: How we know that Nikita is an Elve: it&#039;s hysterical &#8211; read this and weep with laughter	</title>
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		By: Neil Dent		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Neil Dent]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89638&quot;&gt;dery&lt;/a&gt;.

Dery never got the memo]]></description>
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<p>Dery never got the memo</p>
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		By: Reuben Scicluna		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Reuben Scicluna]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 03:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89632&quot;&gt;La Redoute&lt;/a&gt;.

@ Ronnie

Major morphological error re elf anatomy

Elves are the tallest and most beautiful anthropomorphic inhabitants of Middle earth.

Ok ... now you can go ahead and call me a LOTR fan. I&#039;m proud that I can tell Elrond from Elessar, so sue me.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89632">La Redoute</a>.</p>
<p>@ Ronnie</p>
<p>Major morphological error re elf anatomy</p>
<p>Elves are the tallest and most beautiful anthropomorphic inhabitants of Middle earth.</p>
<p>Ok &#8230; now you can go ahead and call me a LOTR fan. I&#8217;m proud that I can tell Elrond from Elessar, so sue me.</p>
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		By: ciccio2011		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ciccio2011]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 22:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89648&quot;&gt;Ronnie the Bear&lt;/a&gt;.

&quot;Il-Partit Labburista Qijjed barra fuq Lanc - Grazzi.&quot;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89648">Ronnie the Bear</a>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Il-Partit Labburista Qijjed barra fuq Lanc &#8211; Grazzi.&#8221;</p>
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		By: Harry Purdie		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Harry Purdie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 21:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89641&quot;&gt;dery&lt;/a&gt;.

Dery, you appear to try hard, however I suggest you seriously seek help.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89641">dery</a>.</p>
<p>Dery, you appear to try hard, however I suggest you seriously seek help.</p>
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		By: Ronnie the Bear		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ronnie the Bear]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 20:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89630&quot;&gt;David Ellul&lt;/a&gt;.

Come on, David, be reasonable. If she did the dishonourable thing and plagiarised, then surely you can&#039;t expect her to do the honourable thing and resign?

The fascinating thing is that she seems to KNOW that the boss, Muscat, won&#039;t ask her to.

And she&#039;s not going to feel pressured into leaving Labour under a cloud, either, as her mate Cyrus did with the PN.

Standards are so low with Labour.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89630">David Ellul</a>.</p>
<p>Come on, David, be reasonable. If she did the dishonourable thing and plagiarised, then surely you can&#8217;t expect her to do the honourable thing and resign?</p>
<p>The fascinating thing is that she seems to KNOW that the boss, Muscat, won&#8217;t ask her to.</p>
<p>And she&#8217;s not going to feel pressured into leaving Labour under a cloud, either, as her mate Cyrus did with the PN.</p>
<p>Standards are so low with Labour.</p>
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		By: Ronnie the Bear		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ronnie the Bear]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 20:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89629&quot;&gt;Bob&lt;/a&gt;.

Pia Micallef: another subliterate psycho.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89629">Bob</a>.</p>
<p>Pia Micallef: another subliterate psycho.</p>
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		By: Ronnie the Bear		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ronnie the Bear]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 20:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89627&quot;&gt;Jozef&lt;/a&gt;.

All tied up in a daisy-chain at Super One, with an Out To Lunch sign on the office door.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89627">Jozef</a>.</p>
<p>All tied up in a daisy-chain at Super One, with an Out To Lunch sign on the office door.</p>
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		By: Ronnie the Bear		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ronnie the Bear]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 20:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89625&quot;&gt;A. Charles&lt;/a&gt;.

Mr Charles, with those people, it is not their sex that is ambiguous, but their sexual inclinations. The women all appear to be lesbians and the men use so much Vaseline (on their brows, eyelashes and hair, I must add) that one is left uncertain as to whether they have any interest at all in women. If Joseph Muscat really does have a skip, that skip is sitting in the biggest closet known to man.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89625">A. Charles</a>.</p>
<p>Mr Charles, with those people, it is not their sex that is ambiguous, but their sexual inclinations. The women all appear to be lesbians and the men use so much Vaseline (on their brows, eyelashes and hair, I must add) that one is left uncertain as to whether they have any interest at all in women. If Joseph Muscat really does have a skip, that skip is sitting in the biggest closet known to man.</p>
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		By: Ronnie the Bear		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ronnie the Bear]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 20:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89624&quot;&gt;Citrus Angerer&lt;/a&gt;.

Oh, I wouldn&#039;t worry about that. Anybody of that generation who is worth keeping has left Malta already, or planning to do so.

That is the island&#039;s tragedy: that we are left with dross like Nakita and Alex Saliba and their elfin friends. Our generation was generation X. The next generation is Generation Imbarazz because the non-imbarrazz have done a runner.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89624">Citrus Angerer</a>.</p>
<p>Oh, I wouldn&#8217;t worry about that. Anybody of that generation who is worth keeping has left Malta already, or planning to do so.</p>
<p>That is the island&#8217;s tragedy: that we are left with dross like Nakita and Alex Saliba and their elfin friends. Our generation was generation X. The next generation is Generation Imbarazz because the non-imbarrazz have done a runner.</p>
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		By: Ronnie the Bear		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ronnie the Bear]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 19:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89622&quot;&gt;NGT&lt;/a&gt;.

Let&#039;s see whether Joe Muscat is going to call for Nakita Zammit Alamango&#039;s resignation.

Now we know why Cyrus thought he had so much in common with her and nothing in common with his former colleagues at the PN.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2011/08/how-we-know-that-nikita-is-an-elve-its-hysterical-read-this-and-weep-with-laughter/#comment-89622">NGT</a>.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s see whether Joe Muscat is going to call for Nakita Zammit Alamango&#8217;s resignation.</p>
<p>Now we know why Cyrus thought he had so much in common with her and nothing in common with his former colleagues at the PN.</p>
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