Muscat is following in the grand tradition of Maltese politicians, who don’t seem to realise that aesthetics is nine tenths of the game, and that they represent their country, not just themselves.

There’s nothing he can do about his height (tell me about it; I’m a short-arsed barsteward myself) but he should follow Cameron’s example and pound some tarmac.

To protect my identity and that of my sources.

On TV I only saw two packets of sugar, a water six-pack and some canned peas on the table when the royal couple entered. Were they from Michelle’s larder and past or nearing their expiry date?

About those love handles: weren’t we shown Joseph doing his morning workout at the Westin Dragonara on Xarabank’s “a day in the life of Joseph”?

Joey’s or Michelle’s? Venus robes cover a multitude of the results of a good life. Maybe little Joey should borrow it.

If Joseph and Michelle Muscat showed their much fabled ‘moral courage’ earlier on, their sheep-like followers might have found some loose change to spare.

Hey Baxy

Why is access to your website denied?

Now that, at least, 20,000 men, women and children have been slaughtered it is considered safe to stick up for the ones that were not so unlucky.

When the mass murders were being carried out it was in our interest to be prudent and cautious and to look the other way.

Mhux biss bla bajd, izda bla ruh, bla kuxjenza, bla sinsla u bla xejn.

Zibel.