Good one. Or let them eat each other. Should get Malta’s stats down. And keep the ‘uniform monopoly’ profitable.

Patrik, love the Onion.

Have a quiz for you. Which of the following headlines is not from today’s Onion. But just as rediculous (ludicrous?) as the Times article. However, true.

1) ‘California Allows Prisoners to Serve Sentences Online.’

2) ‘Study: Most Self Abuse Goes Unreported.’

3) ‘Pediatricians Announce 2011 Newborns are Ugliest Babies in 30 Years.’

4) ‘Prisoners Complain of Lack of Sports Channels,’)

5) ‘Brutal Spouse Fighting Ring Found in Marsascala Basement.’)

No cheating. Will give answer if you respond.

easy – feed the obese children to the starving ones.

I thought so, too.

Your heart must have skipped a beat with joy upon reading that, Mr Fenech.

All school children should have a standard uniform with the only difference being the school badge.

This way several shops will stock the uniforms, prices will drop and the public will be better served.

It is amazing how two companies still hold the monopoly for school uniforms.

As for obesity, only education and exercise can tackle this problem. Pastizzerijas should be banned from school vicinities just like alcohol.

Ara veru dan il-pajjiz ma jfieq qatt.