In other words, don’t just believe a Faisal because he came your way and said something you immediately liked. Broaden your outlook because you do seem like an ignorant, provincial spinster speaking about her ducks and her geese.

And by the way, speaking of ‘conspiracy theory’, you’d better learn the exact meaning because you used it inappropriately a number of times – which says a lot without your knowing.

[Daphne – Why would he be lying, Kevin? Because he really wants to look like a ponce and a catamite in a society that reviles both?]

Is it what Robert Musumeci has been using of late as well?

[Daphne – No, it’s just that uncivilised men with absolute power in their realm often turn into debauched sexual monsters who will try anything. That is why we call it civilisation.]

Are you saying that Gadaffi was homosexual? I suppose now that the world finally acknowledges his depravity, we had to hear about this skeleton in his cupboard (or closet?).

[Daphne – He was bisexual, going on the evidence, though probably it was more a case of a man fighting his homosexuality in a conservative Muslim environment, marrying, having children, and even after that feeling the need to prove himself (even to himself) with women, and only able to let go with men once he had become all-powerful to the point where he was a law unto himself. He was very Liberace about his clothes.]

Before:
http://www.illum.com.mt/2009/11/29/interview.html

After:
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111019/local/joseph-muscat-complains-of-hacking-demands-investigation.389857

Beware of excessive usage:
http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2010/09/hot-update-on-joseph-muscats-on-again-off-again-medical-condition/

“Good Looking Hair is a unique spray on hair product (NOT a hair spray paint) that instantly covers thinning hair and baldness. This spray on hair is made up of tiny fibers that accurately mimic real hair follicles. Good Looking Hair is ideal for covering up light to moderate balding, thinning, or shedding. Simply spray Good Looking Hair onto the scalp for a thicker, fuller head of hair, instantly! *Since GLH is an aerosol product. It can not be shipped overseas or via 2-day or Overnight service.

INGREDIENTS
Hydrocarbon propellant, SD Alcohol 40, Iron Oxides, Talc, Fumed Silica

DIRECTIONS
Spray on balding spots to conceal”

Hope that’s all he picked up.

[Daphne – Hilarious? Who are you – the Marquis de Sade?]