Ohhhhhh x’gharukaza!!!! Nahseb li m’ghandekx xi nanna jew nannu midfuna fil-mizbla…..

U astinenza? Tsk tsk.

Or the seven bordellos with a certain prominent member of the — bugger, the police have just lobbed stun grenades into my flat.

Oh well, here we go. Something about how you’re allowed to wave the maktur tat-torca as long as you’ve wiped Joseph Muscat ir-Redentur’s face which miraculously leaves its imprint on the cloth. But 48 hours have passed, and the joke’s edge has been dulled.

On another, really general note: If Private Eye had been Maltese, we’d have an Annual every week. Labour (and Franco Debono and most Maltese politics) is a joke that writes itself.

Go ahead Baxxter! I am sure He will forgive you.

Jew irewwhu is-sentiment anti-klerikali socjalista Mintoffjan fuq il-media tal-ONE, jew inkella jisservew bil-knisja u festi religjuzi biex jaghmlu euro jew tnejn ghal propaganda.

Li jonqoshom issa, jibdew jorganizzaw il giti fl’ Arabja Sawdita fi zmien il-Hajj bl ghajnuna tas-sinjuri Farrugia-Borg u El Saadi u is-sinjorina Maria Camilleri.

What next? Seven ports of the Mediterranean with Karmenu Vella’s Orange?

Sawm.

You know what, someone should invite the former Mayor of Mosta.