Angus, I have to congratulate you, for your masterpiece called “Joseph’s lament,”
but don’t forget that, he’s the underdog and Prime Minister, prattikament.

I can’t win, I can’t reign
I will never win this game.
Must I always come out lame,
as I seek personal fame?

Bad advice I’ve been given,
told the past is well forgiven,
but still, I’m owned by relics past,
Unable to get rid of them fast.

Where would I be without Michelle?
The rock behind me, you can tell,
While I sleep throughout night,
Mich minds the twins, ah, she’s all-right!

Dawn breaks, yet another day,
let it bring whatever may,
familiar crowd, same old, same old,
bring them in the Party’s fold.

Don’t discriminate, don’t be fussy,
let in the odd familiar hussy,
Gay, lesbian or cross-dresser,
As they say, the more the better.

The election is ’round the corner,
let’s make Gonzi a PM former,
but with Edward, Alex and Varist,
will it be an opportunity missed?

Let’s bring in soldiers of steel,
give them a fabulous and free meal,
lots of drinks too, I should add,
lest one leaves here a wee bit mad.

We shall need them pretty soon,
in victory or defeat, morning or noon,
I shall appear at the Gallarija,
freshly done, specifikament ghalija.

Let’s tell them anyway that we won,
so all will cheer, daughter and son,
but when all is said and done,
let them moan on Super One.

If only, if only Franco and Orlando,
had the courage of Marlon Brando,
voted with us or crossed the floor,
we’d have shown Gonzi the door.

But alas five more years in Opposition,
there goes my premature supposition,
the voters have once more spoken,
no wonder I feel so bloody broken.

Thanks for the opening lines SC

,

I can’t win, I can’t reign
I will never win this game

It’s a typo. I’ve had two fingers of my right hand shot away and I can only type with difficulty.

What’s “suggets”?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM7bjppwKBU

Scooter – Stuck on replay

Could that be because the video is about a massive earthquake?