I quote Norman Lowell: “NIES BLA CERTIFIKATI, TELGHIN MILL-HAMA TAL-PARTIT” !

I did, oh sh#$.

‘it deosn’t meattr waht odrer the ltteers of a wrod are in, the ipmraotnt tihng is taht the fsirt and lsat ltteers in the crrocet pioziosn. taht’s not the csae for evtheirngy in lfie. smoetmies the in btweeen sfutf mtaters, (imganie if you olny wroe yuor hat and sheos). taht’s why we mdae tihs dirnk. it’s got vtiainm a, an imrpotnat nutrniet to hlep supprot yuor eeys no mttaer wheer tehy fucos.

It would be interesting if we went around asking who Joe Saliba is. You’d probably be surprised with the answers. BTW, kif l-aħħar li tiżborha s-siġra ħi? Hope that answers your question.

May I suggest sending a T.V.crew to Sliema and asking some Sliemiza who is the P.N. party secretary.

You will be in for some surprises.

Some would ask you what a party general secretary is.

Others would ask if it is some new brand name like Armani or Gucci.

You might also meet the inevitable know-it-all who would tell you that it was the general who led the invasion of Sicily.

Make sure that you don’t go before 10 o’clock. They are not at their best earlier.

Just like that other irritating, and telling, habit of people using a pun followed with …. (pun intended)….. ajma.

You wouldn’t want the hotshot journalists over at One quoting you saying that Labour can actually get something right.

[Daphne – Inverted commas to signify irony are for amateurs, and a bad habit. People who know how to read don’t need them, and people who know how to write don’t use them.]