I’d try “Joseph Muscat.” He’s a guarantee to anything.

Joe, these videos are of immense cultural importance.

/me goes pissing against a tree while Supermario steals my car to impress his wife-to-be

Ahna tal-pepe’ – and PROUD OF IT.

M’ghandux x’jaqsam. It’s what’s in your head and how you were brought up, that counts.

If people stopped blaming everyone and everything else for all that goes wrong in Malta, Malta would be a better place.

Issa jkunu jafu x’jigifieri l-gays.

I will never forget what my cousin had told me when she separated after a year of marriage. “We spent our betrothal planning the house and the wedding. After only a year of marriange “faqqghet il-bomba””.

You have to click on the “photography” button to see the photos.

Check out some pre- and post-wediding photos here, but try not to pee in your pants with laughter:
http://www.pcassar.com/