Thanks for your worries, Pepso. I usually re-read my comments after I click ‘submit’ – my bad, Pepso, I know… would you like to be my proof-reader? I can pay in gravy, you know.

Do bear with him a little while longer. Autumn in Brussels is a tad too drab, especially when the wife is at work and he’s left to do the dishes.

Was Joseph’s mother not a seamstress?

Wrote reign, meant rein, realized schoolboy mistake, realized you’d effed up, ‘kev’.

Should do better, could do better…..but won’t. Simplez!

Would you trust him with your kids?

You’ll only find hamburgers in their fridge. They cannot afford meat.

If only Sharon made him a director of Stepping Stones, he would have had an excuse to come to Malta. But he wasn’t allowed even that. She is the sole director.

“Gradually it (Labour) needs to show there’s meat in the fridge” (Lino Spiteri).

Yeah. For the time being, we know that they’ve got the minimum wage in the freezer.

Maybe he plans to dump a power station on Gozo.

it’s what the UKIP keeps asking Nigel Farage back home. Indeed why are they still in Brussels?