Why is she doing it?

What is she getting out of it?

Is she getting paid to do it?

Does she give him a fiscal receipt?

How does she make him feel knowing he has to resort to her to string a few sentences together because he is incapable of doing so himself?

Do they discuss their ideas at Cafe Cordina over tuna toast?

Well, she most certainly has a chip on her shoulder.

Can he really?

Winston Churchill, the greatest orator ever to sit in the House of Commons was discovered by his PA standing at his lectern at 2 am in his study at Chartwell.

Mr Churchill what are you doing at such an unearthly hour?
You should be in bed.

Madam, I am just pencilling in the finishing touches to my impromptu speech in the Commons later on today.

A fellow lawyer and parliamentarian, on the Oppostion benches, who seems to have influenced Franco Debono a great deal with his manipulative political and legal argumentation – and which the gullible and impressionable Franco seems to have swallowed hook, line and sinker?

I am sure you noticed that Dr. Muscat prepares his own speeches. So he doesn’t have to keep looking, and actually reading, from his brief notes. He would know what he is speaking about.

This also shows the difference between the two. Dr. Muscat can make an impromptu speech. Lawrence Gonzi would have difficulties.

[Daphne – I really don’t like being rude to my elders, but Joseph Muscat uses a teleprompter, you fool.]

I tend to gravitate towards whoever said it’s Deborah Schembri, seeing they’re both the same age (and maybe same year at law course?) I suppose she can construct good sentences and use idiomatic English, but she’s definitely Maltese.

So who is it Daphne?

So does the one half her age.

Oh yes. Sure. Joseph Muscat.

A fellow lawyer who’d go after anything in pants?

The land of blue and red (or something to that effect). Anybody care to look it up?

Charming woman though. It’s all about glamour, darling.