You’ll manage. Most lawyers are full bore half cock.

Can’t come tormorrow either, My pony ate my cock.

I can’t come either. My briefs have disappeared.

I can’t come to Court today. My cock ate my thong.

Which party?

Well, now he probably realized that he has to eat his own s*** because he knows that with him or without him the election is going to take place next year, as it was supposed to be.

Probably he will now start to such up to those whom he criticised in the party perhaps to give him another chance of avoiding his political coffin. But how could he be an ideal figure of reconciliation when he has insulted so many of his own colleagues?

Lawrence Gonzi, Tonio Borg, Karm Mifsud Bonnici, Austin Gatt, Joe Cassar, Beppe Fenech Adami, Charlo’ Bonnici, Tonio Fenech, Jason Azzopardi, and the list goes on.

If the accused was Hannibal or Jack the Ripper, the story would be different. These would be challenging trials to the criminal lawyer of this stature.

Hear hear!