Natalie,

Ghandek ragun 100% ghax naf nies li jghidu li hekk kien jaghmel l-iskola, jew jilghab jew itellef.

Meta tikkunsidra li waqt diskorsu qal li rrid juri lill-membri parlamentari tal-PN li ghad hawn irgiel li ma jibzghu minn xejn u minn hadd.

Dnub li kwarta wara hareg mill-parlament mill-bieb ta’ wara bhal gurdien imbezzgha.

Still trying to get back the lost sheep? Dream on.

Min jaf kemm hi kburija bik il-mama eh? U f’dawn iz-zmenijiet min jaf kemm tiftakar fil-famuza priedka tal-milied li kont ghamilt.

Dakinhar kienet ghamlitlek kaxxa biex tlahhaq u tkun fil-gholi. Donnu min dejjem xtaqitek tkun ‘High Achiever’ minkejja l-kapacitajiet tieghek.

Isma, ir-report tal-Form II ahjar troddula lura l-mummy sabiex terga tpoggieh fil-gwarnicjun. Hekk jew b’hekk issa m’ghandekx daqshekk bzonnu u ser tgharrqu ggorru mieghek.

Jaqaw dak ic-certifikat huwa ta’ l-unika sena li ghaddejtu l-Muscat? Ghax fil-hajja professjonali gera bik – hu mar l-Ewropa mentri int bqajt hawn, lily lahhquh kap tal-partit, u lilek l-anqas ministru tal-hofor m’ghamluk, Muscat dalwaqt jilhaq Prim Ministru u inti kulma irnexxilek issir huwa Prim Bugarrun! Biss, jekk forsi tithajjar, Berlusconi ser jerga johrog ghal politka – mur arak eh.

Kemm titpaxxa kieku l-mama! Dak high achievement, tkunu cirku tal-kummiedja bejnitkom it-tnejn kieku.

Ghax gifa.

Judas ran away from the temple and went and hung himself. He was ashamed to face Jesus after betraying him.

Jista’ jotorgu, ukoll.

Here lies

Forgotten
Rubbish
Among
Negligible
Common
Objects

Now sod off to Italy to play with your cock.