One of my tilers told me how he once came across Agatha in a bikini when supervising works around San Anton gardens.

His gang requested danger money.

Tal-Labour kollha helwin, u kellhom hafna personaggi ta’ klassi, kollha suave u eleganti, fosthom Agatha Barbara, possibilment l-isbah mara fid-dinja wara Hedy Lamarr.

Lemma: Everyone tends to Censu Tabone as they grow older.

Proof: Look at the photo above. Uncanny

Sorry mandango, pero jien ma nahsibiex bhal Daphne ghax ghalija Joe Debono Grech helu, hafna, hafna.

Bniedem edukat u ta’ klassi.

He got himself a Circolo, hallik. You should see him chair the kumitat in summer, (the windows would be wide open), in baggy shorts, no doubt 8th army surplus, open shirt and fanning himself with a palju.

Attiv ir-ragel.

Had I not been living here, I’d think that in Malta the other side of the coin was brimming with Adonis’s and divas…kemm kruha u wahx Alla ghad irid johloq. Niskanta kif inti ghamja ghal dan.

I recall in my younger days, I used similar arguments are yours to prove…nothing essentially, other than that the persons I referred to were hideously ugly.

Dinozawru? Fossil ta’ dinozawru.

Are you sure he is still alive?

More of a death mask if you ask me.