Comments on: Campaign advice for Doktor Joseph of josephmuscat.com (il-moviment)

By: trojan

trojan — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 13:58:05 +0000

There must be a Photoshop touch for every photo before it gets published .

By: Jozef

Jozef — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 21:35:30 +0000

In reply to C Falzon. Jaqtaghom in-numri tal-lottu? Inaqqas d-deficit.

By: Jozef

Jozef — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 21:34:04 +0000

Joseph and the amazing hair technology.

By: TROY

TROY — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:27:41 +0000

I’ve noticed that his hair is getting wavy. It’s waving good bye to his head.

By: TROY

TROY — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:26:11 +0000

Just like his wedding ring…

By: Min Jaf

Min Jaf — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:56:00 +0000

It responds to the level of his popularity in the polls.

By: Josette Jones

Josette Jones — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:36:56 +0000

In reply to Vanni. Maybe it's got something to do with the phases of the moon. Or with some sort of menses.

By: Superman

Superman — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:20:00 +0000

Probably it’s because he has different clones and today it’s the mostly hairless one which went out to press the flesh.

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:32:30 +0000

His hair. Now you see it, now you don’t.

Kollhu megiks dal Joseph taghna.

By: Leslie Darmanin

Leslie Darmanin — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:21:43 +0000

Well, me being rather on the bald end up on top, and considering how traumatic a bald patch can be for some men, I think one good freebie by a new Labour government should be free hair transplants.

But I must make it clear, it must be nothing short of the real thing. I mean, no fake wigs recognisable from a mile away like we had in 1996-98.

A real hair transplant financed by a new, gay-hugging Labour Movement. It would be more of a vote catcher than tablets which, let us face it, will go to kids without a vote. And any parent willing to vote Labour for a free tablet (remember the Obamaphone video?) is probably Labour already. Only a true Labourite would fall for a gadget gimick like that.

Our dear Joseph should really take my hair transplant suggestion seriously. A little bit of introspection would help him come to a swiift conclusion its benefits.

With so many women now expected to joing the working world thanks to Muscat’s free childcare, it woud be just the right thing tp help bald middle-aged men impress the new lady housewives back out in the working world.

Maybe a year’s subscription in a gym for overweight women could also be another Labour freebie. Get them back in shape, so to speak, and help them hit the road running.

My gosh, when you start thinking of possible Labour freebies, the sky is the limit.

And the best is still to come.

Just cannot wait for Joseph.