Comments on: If you’re doing it for the first time, vote Labour https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2013/01/if-youre-doing-it-for-the-first-time-vote-labour/ Daphne Caruana Galizia is a journalist working in Malta. Thu, 10 Jan 2013 06:04:45 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 By: il baks https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2013/01/if-youre-doing-it-for-the-first-time-vote-labour/#comment-680655 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 06:04:45 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=25617#comment-680655 I will never forget my first time.

my first political discrimination
my first week without teachers and without school
my first lesson in compulsory Arabic
my first beating during mass meetings
my first 20-punt to go to university
my first transfer

And I will never forget my first vote, either. It certainly wasn’t for Labour.

]]> By: Harry Purdie https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2013/01/if-youre-doing-it-for-the-first-time-vote-labour/#comment-678996 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 20:51:57 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=25617#comment-678996 In reply to H.P. Baxxter.

Bawdy innuendo suits you. Just don’t bend over when you vote. Little Joey could be next in line.

]]> By: The Phoenix https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2013/01/if-youre-doing-it-for-the-first-time-vote-labour/#comment-678963 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 20:41:52 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=25617#comment-678963 In reply to H.P. Baxxter.

Baxx…….Rogering usually means being shafted up the tradesman’s entrance without the benefit of astroglide.

Which is what will happen to us all if the MLP gets elected.

]]> By: Not an idiot https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2013/01/if-youre-doing-it-for-the-first-time-vote-labour/#comment-678203 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 17:07:29 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=25617#comment-678203 In reply to Herman.

Same here!

]]> By: Harry Purdie https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2013/01/if-youre-doing-it-for-the-first-time-vote-labour/#comment-677950 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 15:42:40 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=25617#comment-677950 In reply to H.P. Baxxter.

He can’t remember the last time, Baxxter.

]]> By: H.P. Baxxter https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2013/01/if-youre-doing-it-for-the-first-time-vote-labour/#comment-677863 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 15:19:20 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=25617#comment-677863 I promised myself I wouldn’t do bawdy innuendo in 2013, but this stuff just writes itself:

If you’re doing it for the first time, go for the safer option, not the full-on five-year rogering up the bum.

]]> By: Lilla https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2013/01/if-youre-doing-it-for-the-first-time-vote-labour/#comment-677777 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 14:57:07 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=25617#comment-677777 Besides this superficial display, Owen Bonnici should really stop phoning and text messaging people who have personally informed him to stop bothering them.

]]> By: Adrian https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2013/01/if-youre-doing-it-for-the-first-time-vote-labour/#comment-677774 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 14:56:24 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=25617#comment-677774 If you are doing it for the first time use a condom. That means protect yourself and your partner.

Very much the opposite if you vote Labour. You would be jeopardizing yourself and your loved one.

]]> By: H.P. Baxxter https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2013/01/if-youre-doing-it-for-the-first-time-vote-labour/#comment-677682 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 14:26:55 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=25617#comment-677682 Privitera’s doing it for the very last time. How should he vote?

]]> By: Jose https://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2013/01/if-youre-doing-it-for-the-first-time-vote-labour/#comment-677610 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 14:04:55 +0000 http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/?p=25617#comment-677610 > Oh, and incidentally, the man who received this, and sent me a scan, is at the sort of age where he would have to be really worried if he were doing anything at all for the first time.

Hey! It’s never too late to try anything!

[Daphne – No. What that means is that there are no firsts of that nature left to try.]

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