He is not even capable of placing the wreath the right way up, so can you imagine how is going to run the country. Poor Malta and poor us.

It’s just that Joseph Muscat is too fat and clumsy to climb those steps and lay the wreaths properly.

Someone ate all the pies, and all the steaks too.

And there I was thinking that Malta is the country of the slim thanks to a forced diet of soppa ta’ l-armla everyday.

Erm, I’m dead serious. One of Simon Busuttil positive points is that he’s the right weight. And he takes a daily run, which is more than can be said for many of our politicians.

Silvio jahasra, our comments were just a bit of comic relief in these morose days of impending doom and gloom (i.e. your lot coming to power).

Lighten up! Your time has finally come! (Let’s forget about ’96-’98, you know you want to).

Fat (Joey Cyprus) or emaciated (Cha’lie DNA), who gives a crap!?

Oh come one. That was eighty years ago. This is the 21st century. Politicians cannot talk down to us while they get fatter and uglier.

Il-Gross indeed.

I would never vote for anyone who’s visibly overweight. And don’t tell me it’s glandular.

Wrong again.

One of our top politicians was called Il-Gross. the nickname speaks for itself.

Mussolini was quite chubby.

Churchill wasn’t slim either.

Do they all have to look like Mr. Humphrey to make good politicians?

H.P. Baxxter

This also applies to policemen in Malta.