Joseph’s Lejber Muvment is not communist , it is NORTH KOREAN COMMUNISM.
Notice the jargon. Starting with the GREAT LEADER , FEARLESS LEADER , CLAPPING GROUPS , we will see more in the near future.

There are other ways of fertilising flower beds on graves these days. But it looks like that is the way you peasants “happily” do it. It is the thought that counts after all.

Ian Spiteri, tobzoqx lejn is-sema ghax jigi kollu f’wiccek. Haga li ma nixtieqha lil HADD. imma jekk tippersisti allura jiddispjacini ghalik.

Iktar jinteressana x’jigri Malta milli x’jigri lil Chavez.

@ ian I would never wish something like that even to my worst enemy, and to write it down shows what you are made of buddy.

Over powering stuff, Ian. Why am I not impressed?

[Daphne – Ah, I see. Foreign news operates according to different criteria. The Maltese public has a right to know that Hugo Chavez is being treated for cancer, because Hugo Chavez has nothing to do with us. But the Maltese public does not have a right to know that the imminent deputy prime minister is being treated for cancer, because it is none of our business. Mhux ta’ b’xejn tivvota Labour, Albert.]

[Daphne – Go right ahead. Some points, though. 1. The odds of your outliving me are not great. Both my grandmothers died at almost 100 and my great-grandmother at 103. 2. The odds of your finding my family grave are tiny. My Victorian forebears appear to have espoused some kind of Protestant ethic, so it is Spartan to the point of being invisible (and it carries a different name). 3. Dead people don’t give a damn. 4. Cancer is not an insult and only peasants use it as a curse. 5. I am surprised that you defecate in public. I didn’t know the underprivileged still did that kind of thing.]