Comments on: Caption competition – come on, make me laugh

By: francesco

francesco — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 17:32:13 +0000

Abela: ''Jew Ministru tal-Energija jew tal-Eu.'' Mizzi: ''Ha tehodli posti Ton? Dowwory. Ghal-erwieh actually'' Grech: ''Hu posti Ton, isma mini naf x'jien nghidlek'' Muscat: 'Tghid Mish fejn qeghda? X'inhi taghmel? Tghid iltaqghet ma dak il-wicc ta Dracula?''

By: caflisa

caflisa — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 11:44:11 +0000

Joseph: min weghdna li se jibni l-power station tal-gass fl-inqas zmien?
Toni: 1. ic-Cinizi, 2. ir-Russi
Louis: tinsiex l-iehor li ghandu l-flus mohbija ta’ Gaddafi
Konrad: what? mela mhux l-EU se tghinna Louis? I don’t understand…

By: old-timer

old-timer — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 07:53:39 +0000

Kif ghandkom APTIT TIEKLU? DAQS DAWK NIES BIL GUH HEMM BARRA?

By: il-Ginger

il-Ginger — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 07:40:01 +0000

Low brow, but what the hell.

Toni – See this finger Joseph? This is how we’ll fuck Malta. Nice and slowly.

Louis – They won’t even know what hit them

Konrad – I’m in

By: Aunt Hetty

Aunt Hetty — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 00:28:35 +0000

”Ara prim, the right and proper way to eat escargots is ..”….

By: maws

maws — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 23:29:00 +0000

toni – dak il jeans minn fejn xtrah JPO, dejjem xtaqt wiehed bhalu
konrad – zgur tal GAS dak il-jeans
joseph – issa mhux ahjar zanznu dak inhar tal-opening tad disco fil mistra
louis- hallina mill jeansijiet, mhux ahjar naraw kif ha nikkuntentaw dawk il-boloh li fdawna bil-vot

By: king rat

king rat — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:16:12 +0000

“Are you sure we can get away with the heist?”

“Yes, we can – only we need to know details.”

By: Maria Xriha

Maria Xriha — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:12:25 +0000

“Mela l-ewwel haga Manwel qalli biex nghidlek dik il-lista li tghajtu ta’ artijiet, permessi u kuntratti Joint Office kollha ghaddew u t-tieni haga Keith mhux ser jkun kuntent ghax Manwel ma rridx jghaddi l-lista tieghu u qal lanqas li kien il-lavrant tieghu jew tieghek u li suppost fhimtu…. Le, Louis hi ghal-lista tieghek aghti cans, dawk suppost ghandhom xi palazz jew tnejn jew nofs Tas-Sliema vojta fejn joqoghdu.”

“Konrad, the Russians will have to wait..tell Putin Joseph’s not impressed ma l-offerta ta’ bicca power station. Sa kemm ma jaghtihx deal bhal ma ta lil Ramzan Kadyrov ser jibqa mal-EU fuq il-pjan ta Gonzi. Kemm hasibna cheap?”

By: philip camilleri

philip camilleri — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 21:45:30 +0000

Toni: Ara Prim, ghandna tliet kategoriji ta’ SWITCHERS.
1. Dawk li ma hadu xejn.
2. Dawk li hadu ftit.
3. Dawk li ma hadux kollox.

By: Plotinus

Plotinus — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 21:37:25 +0000

Toni – “Issa hi ma nafx kif ser naghmlu. Jien ma nistax nghidlu le lil Peppi, ghaldaqstant, the bigger picture, the smaller picture, insomma kif jghidu, il-problema hi li dak Bundy ghandu l-Musumeci u dawk it-tlett injuranti puri li nqdejna bihom, dawk dawk dawk x’isemhom uwejja dak JPFO, Jesmonnn u alla maghna dak li ma jieqafx jghid u joqghod izz*bb*b bit-teleforn. Issa kif ha naghmel hi?”

Joseph – “Ton, I will tell you myself what to do. Mur fuq Xarabank, u peress li ser jixandar fl-istess hin ta’ Bundy, inti tkun okay, you’ll be in, u hekk you will see no evil and hear no evil minn dawk it-tlett xadini.”