I don’t do women’s style, but that atrocious dress is wrong on a fundamental sartorial level.

We often get “invites” to black tie events. Now the purpose of black tie or a dinner suit is plainness of style and colour, so all the attention can be lavished on the ladies’ gowns.

For the same reason, when it’s someone else that’s being sworn in, and when you’re only there, so to speak, as an accessory, you don’t wear a hi-viz dress.

Middle-aged man here – and I can confirm that the regime hxewli zoghziti. And I’ve just spent the best half of this morning describing what life was like to my offspring’s friends.

“But that was in the past”, they say. “Ah yes… well tell that to Leo, AST, Varist, Debono Grech and the other fogeys waiting in the wings to run your lives”.

She is wearing sheer gimp.

It is the finest of the finest, fit for a queen.

Er, between 1996 and 2003 I was still what you might call a youth.