So you want “our” fucking sword “back”? Go ahead and make your case at the International Criminal Court or UNESCO. Better still, write a personal letter to those twin twats Hollande and Muscat. You’d think the Maltese had more important matters to be getting on with.

I don’t know about Dr Phil – but I reckon he’s a Dr of Phil.

@ H.P. Baxxter

…Contradiction and consistency my dear Baxxter.

Oh for fuck’s sake, not this again. The Nazis were 70 years ago. Napoleon was two centuries ago.

Do you really want me to take your stupid argument to its logical conclusion? Malta should pay war damage to Algeria and Tunisia for the bombardment of Algiers and Tunis, and to Turkey for having sunk or captured countless vessels in three centuries of privateering.

If Norman Lowell says the Earth is flat, should I contradict him? The Maltese really are genetic rejects. I am a living example.

“Dejjem imjassrin” was a reference to the national historical myth that Malta was always colonised by the hated barrani. “Getting back our sword” is part of that lie.

@ Dandu & Baxxter

Mela mhux hekk – bravo, bravu – therefore dear Dandu or should I call you ‘Bravo’ according to Baxxter’s reasoning; The Nazi plunder and rape were all legit during the second world war. Bravi hafna.

@ H.P.Baxxter

I used to admire your wit Baxxter. However, your latest remark has given me second thoughts. Not that you, dear sir, are going to lose any sleep on this matter.

“Dejjem imjassrin, dejjem imbecilli. Mediterranean mongrel subhumans.”

… Straight out of Norman Lowell’s mouth.

Makes me so proud to form part of the minority.

Baxxter’s the perfect Dr Phil to Daphne’s Oprah.

It’s kid gloves, officer, not kids. But you don’t have to use them with me, for I have nothing to lose. Go ahead and do your worst. You’re trained, and I don’t give a fuck.