Remember to splash about five gallons of water over your face and shake it off in slow motion as you grin into the mirror.

Your water bills will skyrocket and you’ll leave the bathroom in a mess, but it pays off. And it builds your abs at the same time.

Health products, or clothing items, sold to anyone, man or woman, are done so on the basis of pulling power. You only have to look at razor blades, for heaven’s sake. You can’t have your morning shave without some pert half-naked tart tiptoeing in behind you and reaching (out of shot of course) for your manhood.