Oh, what a lovely name, Ritienne. These lady boys sure know how to choose them – these trucker blokes.

Yes, it got out of hand with Ritienne. Left me handcuffed to the bedpost while she went dogging with this trucker bloke and posting internet videos about it. I am a pretty liberal-minded sort of fellow, but really. So I left her.

I’m not into that stuff, Baxxter, but I’m sure in your world, where they like their vice versa, it’s a given.

Are you worried the NSA will find out about your truncheon and handcuff fetish, kevin?

…Molta, Benidorm with shot-guns and English language students.

Why don’t they tell us about their collusion with the NSA to snoop on internet users?

This is one very mainstream article and about the infamous, once top secret PRISM programme: http://business.time.com/2013/06/14/you-probably-agreed-to-nsa-snooping-when-you-accepted-that-websites-terms-of-service/