I don’t know about that one. If I were starting all over again, I’d train hard, become a male model, and I’d pretend I was gay so I could get into the higher-end fashion industry and bag all the female models.

Perhaps I should wear a sandwich board.

Yes, Daphne, best not. Not until you have something hot enough to fit its purpose.

And you, Baxxter, might need to throw away that closet. Not with you inside it, of course.

before you talk see the full concept of the photos. it was a task given to the models to be original as possible… being in the pool half naked its not original at all…

on the other hand models had 4 tasks to do so these pics are a mixture of editorial and commercial shoots… which dcg didnt tell….

so please shut up and know the facts first

[Daphne – “So please shut up and know the facts first”: great PR, Mauro Kitcher. Brilliant manners. No wonder you can’t get your work out of the chavdom in which you’re mired. And small wonder, too, you don’t realise how awful that work is.]

[Daphne – It grew back overnight, did it. Or did you glue on a chest wig?]

[Daphne – You’re very young if you still think you need to be married to have a child. I wouldn’t worry. Boys who develop a fixation on/interest in modelling are generally egged on by their mothers or some other female figure in their lives. It’s not as though their guy friends are going to encourage it or say “that’s great”. Gay or straight, there is no boy really who is naturally interested in posing about in front of a mirror or camera. There’s always some external factor/person coaxing them on. And this isn’t a discussion about being gay, anyway. You’ve missed the point.]

[Daphne – You don’t seem to have enjoyed the free exposure, KE. U btw, tasal izjed fil-hajja b’daqxejn kultura u manjieri milli bil-wet modelling u xi waxed chest. Ovvja li din il-bicca qatt ma taghlimta mil-mummy u d-daddy u allura qed nghidilek jien.]

Why is it that Maltese models of both genders/orientation look so uncomfortable facing the camera, like bunnies caught by car’s headlamps in the middle of the road.