Ma kienx miet bolls?

“KEMM INT KERA MARQA L INT………IN NATURA VERA KINET TAHT XOKK META HOLQOT LILEK………EJJA SANDI S SALON TIGHI U NIPROVA NIRRANGAK , NATIUS OLA GHAS SERVIZZ TIGHEK “.

If he is an example of the kind of results obtained by his salon you’d better stay away.

[Daphne – Yes, that’s right. He looks like a pervert in real life. A friend who saw him up close thinks he actually WAXES his face, which has that ‘ageing infant’s bottom’ look about it which is so creepy in a middle-aged man, and so very unmasculine – not that he aims to be masculine, I imagine. He’s the sort who used to dress up in ladies’ clothes and prance about for the delectation of other men, in times gone by – you know, the sort of performance you’d get in the REAL Strait Street, as distinct from the one of popular leged. Also, he knows exactly what I look like because he came face to face with me in the street (as the entire country eventually discovered) and seemed to be a little disturbed to discover what I actually do look like, and even more disturbed to find that he does not tower above me, even though he is much taller than average for a Maltese man.]

Bolls, actually.

Jekk jorbothom b’ coff, il-bajd ta’ Natius jigu qishom Kitten from Malta.