Well, if he can’t find it then she’s probably quite grateful to be spared his attentions. He’s not exactly the sort who’d have women whipping their knickers off in haste, is he. She probably lies back and thinks of Romania.

Not really. He whistles, and it comes running. Literally.

Female girls? Oh, I see. As distinct from the male variety who featured heavily in his party’s electoral propaganda. I remember a particularly gorgeous one in a bowtie and another one with a ‘bawzer hara’.

They’d need a trowel to dig them out from beneath the overhang, surely.

How many 500 euro notes can you fit into a violin case?

You’d have to stew meat that old for four hours, covered, at the lowest flame setting.

The question is: ‘who is paying the 10 bodyguards’?

“Xoghol ta’ kwalita’.” – Roadmap tal-Muviment, 2013, pagna 39.