It’s now up to us. The US-led coalition has done its job. The subversion of Libya has been a success and the Islamists are now in control, ensuring division, conflict and strife for many years to come. That’s one country that had been doing fine, too fine to our purposes, knocked out for good.

Let us hope the US-led coalition of Hollande and his hounds – minus poor Cameron, who’s been thwarted by traitors in the Commons – succeed in feeding the gullible public at large that Syria’s Assad is mad enough to justify a strike by gassing his own people. Let us hope the evidence outing al-Qaeda’s stage managers who supplied the weapons by proxy will not go viral. We all need to oust the secular Assad for the benefit of freedom-loving Islamists who have for so long been suppressed from burning Christian churches and Jewish synagogues. We need to hit hard and rub Putin’s nose in it so as to ignite his nationalist, anti-globalist fervour and hopefully set the region alight.

Finally, comrades, we have to remain vigilant. For look what happened to our Muslim Brotherhood allies in Egypt. Let us hope, however, that the strife in Egypt continues long enough to coincide with our final crusade in the name of global hegemny and peace.

It all now depends on Joseph.